Crock of Love

Ok so my new favorite show is VH1's Rock of Love. Let me see if I can paint an accurate picture here.... It's 25 of the world's ugliest women (who all think they are beautiful and smart), vying for the affections of one Bret Michaels, former Poison front man. If you want to feel good about yourself, you absolutely must watch this fascinating program. These girls make the Flavor of Love girls look like aristocrats! It's amazing. I simply don't know how they found these whorrific hookers. I think out of 25 of them, 2 girls hadn't had "work done" on their chesticles. I implore you! Check it out on Sundays on VH1. It's like The Bachelor meets Jerry Springer.

While on the subject of TV, I don't know if any of you have had a chance to see McDonald's new Big Mac commercial, but it's a total crock o' poo! It involves a skinny, model type girl devouring a Big Mac. Now I can guarantee you that while filming that sham of a commercial, that chick was puking in a bucket between takes. There's no way you can be skinny and eat Big Macs. I mean come on! Those things have almost 600 calories. I should know. They helped me get to this momish figure I'm currently rockin'. The only thing a girl like that would probably order at McDonalds would be a napkin.

Lu-sing Weight
Still goin' strong over here in the world of tiny portions. We went to a local place called Family Traditions last night for dinner. It's one of those places thats got that downhome southern feel and you reek of greasy food after you leave. I ordered what I usually have and ate less than half of it. It's amazing to me when I look at how much I was eating pre-diet. And by amazing I mean scary. :/