Friday, July 20, 2007

Soap Box Friday


Ok, for all of you parents out there that think it's cute to dress your daughters up as mini-call girls, I implore you - stop! If I see one more 6 year old romping around in a mini skirt and a spaghetti strap tank top, I'm going to puke on her. Seriously, showing off kindergarten leg is not hot. These skirts are dangerously close to their backsides and they are children for Pete's sake! They aren't going to be conscious of what they are bearing to the world when they are playing and sitting and moving about. Ugh! No one wants to see that, trust me! We went to Disney World not too long ago and these little hussies in training were all over that place. Moms, the only people who find that appealing are pedophiles! Hello?! What's cute for 18 year olds who are trying to pick up guys doesn't translate to your pre-schooler! I mean look at this example:



That skirt is too short for her! It's a super cute dress, don't get me wrong. But that skirt... in the words of my mother - "No Ma'am!"

Other perpetrators: tops that say "Juicy", "Luscious" and other suggestive sayings and words. How clueless do you have to be to advertise that your daughter is one sexy catch?! Ick. I think I'm going to be sick....

Lu-sing Weight
I did it. I made it to 10 lbs. in 2 weeks. Pretty good, if I do say so myself. I hope to keep it up. Go Fatty, go Fatty! Skinny B$%^& Lindsey, here I come :)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't forget to mention along with the words "juicy" and "luscious" on shirts, the shorty shorts with them written on there. It's usually the girls with an ass the size of a door and the word "JUICY" written on there. I'm stuck looking longer because I'm literate. I can't help but read it--It's like a billboard!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I hear ya! It is even worse when 5th graders think that it is ok and "sexy." I have seen my 5th grade students (boys) checking out girls left and right. One girl pitched a fit when a 5th grade boy was looking at her boobs. What do you expect when your shirt looks like it was painted on you?! And Kritta would say "NO Maam!" I swear, I don't know how some of these kids get these shirts off!However, some spaghetti strap tank tops are very cute on little girls...as long as it is not low cut and all! By the way, love reading your blogs! Very fun!
love,
Mer

Laura said...

I am really feeling you on this one. I babysat for a little girl and it was not her mom, but her that put together slutty outfits. Not sure where she got the ideas from, maybe school. However, as her babysitter I always made her change. There was no way I was going to be seen with her in public in a mismatched outfit much less looking like a video slut.