Step 1: Cut a Hole in a Box

Rock of Love Update!! I hope I have persuaded some of you to actually watch this trick (wink wink) and pony show. This week, Lacey proves to be a crazy lady (she's a PETA chick, need I say more?) and freaks out when Dallas tells her she loves eating meat and wearing animals. So Lacey decides to get revenge and gets her kicked off. Which sucks because Lacey is certifiable and she makes me want to punch her in the crotch. Her hair looks like she colors it with Kool-Aid and she's not even attractive. Plus, I liked Dallas because she was bad *ss and fun to watch. I hope someone gets Lacey kicked off next week. She's a cancer.

I don't know if any of you have heard of this, but ABC is airing a special tonight where Shaq helps fatty kids lose weight and feel great about themselves. I saw a little bit of it on Good Morning America this morning and it looks like it is going to be very inspirational to watch, so check it out if you can. One kid lost over 7o lbs! Go fatties! You have my fatty support. Maybe I can get some pointers..... ;)


Another interesting show thats debuting soon is VH1's MISSION MANBAND! MANBAND! Who thought that would be a good idea for the name of the show? Man doesn't belong with band. Basically, this band is comprised of former boy-banders: an N*Syncer, a 98 Degree-er, an LFO-er and a Color Me Badder! Color Me Badd! Badd spellers, if you ask me. And its the Color Me Badd front man, Bryan Abrams - you know, the one whose facial hair probably inspired Justin Timberlake's character from that SNL skit, D*** In A Box! I can't wait to see this story unfold. It'll be the Geriatric Making the Band. The ultimate in has-been reality TV! I think it airs next Monday so stay tuned for this train wreck. For more, visit VH1's Mission Manband Website.

Lu-sing Weight
I got that extra wight I gained over the weekend back off. So I'm back where I was last Thursday. Drinking really takes its toll! Sheesh.